theatrical_muse

[i_vanquish_evil]

Write about a time you mocked somebody.

Michael laughs. This he recalls well...

Does pumping shotgun rounds into a room full of demon-vampire babies count? I rather recall Dracula being less than pleased with that. Though, I must admit that was just to get his attention. It was, however, quite a lot of fun. Not exactly mocking really.

I do recall once mocking the Cardinal - no, not Jinette, this was after him. No, this Cardinal was something of an idiot. He was attempting to demonstrate a new weapon, the only problem was that he was holding it backwards and would have successfully shot himself in the chest had I not proceeded to mock him shamelessly.

He, of course, was less than thrilled with the demonstration - mine, not that of the weapon - and informed me that I would be spending several days mucking out horse stalls.

I don't think he ever found out that I passed that bit of punishment on to one of the stable hands. And I don't think the Cardinal ever forgave me for making him look so foolish.

Doesn't much matter to me. I could've just let him kill himself, but that's contrary to my mission. And it's really messy. Have you ever seen what a crossbow bolt can do to a man's chest? Especially if it carries explosive-tips.