i_vanquish_evil | theatrical

What do you think when you look in the mirror?

Namely? That I need a shave. It's not that often I get to actually see a mirror, much less a bed, a razor, a sink... I could keep going.
It'd get me up to 150 words easier
I spend so much time going from one assignment to the next, I'm lucky to get an hour's sleep in four days' time, much less a chance to bathe or shave. Not that anyone other than Carl would notice. Most of the time I smell like horses. There was the trip to the sewer once...

But, that's not part of the question. Seriously, the last time I looked in a mirror, I told myself to get a week's worth of sleep and come back after that. I didn't listen to myself. Should have though. Would have saved me quite a bit of trouble tracking that howler demon through Eastern Europe. It's bad for the image if you have to back track 500 miles and lose three days' time.

Muse: Gabriel Van Helsing
Fandom: Stephen Sommers' Van Hesling
Word Count: 157

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