theatrical_muse

[i_vanquish_evil]

Have you ever experienced something you couldn’t explain? Write down your brushes with the mysterious.

My entire life is nothing but brushes with the mysterious.
Finally, a question I can answer.
So, I suppose to me, they're not quite so mysterious. Just dangerous. And dead.

But, if you'd like to know about any of them, I guess I could tell you. I could tell you of demons and monsters, of vampires and warlocks, of werewolves and wendigoes. None of which are at all terribly interesting, just quite a bit dead.

Carl could tell you more. Carl could talk for hours on end about anything you want.

He reads.

And, apparently, his granny could kill a warlock. That I'd actually like to see.

Back on topic - vampire demon babies? Couldn't exactly explain those, but, then again, neither could Dracula - except that they were ugly little vampire demon babies. How does a dead guy procreate anyway? Guess that's another question for Carl.

There was a strange phatasmic experience when I was in Paris. Dead woman wanted to find her husband or something. Minor possession, threw me out a window and... I don't remember much after that until I found myself under the city follow a very strange Doctor... Moreau, I think his name was...



Muse: Gabriel Van Helsing
Fandom: Stephen Sommers' Van Helsing
Word Count: ~200