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i_vanquish_evil) wrote2005-05-26 04:14 pm
i_vanquish_evil) wrote2005-05-26 04:14 pm
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[ooc: I know I'm horridly behind, but I'm working on getting caught up... and hey - VH decided to actually answer a question-thing - why would anyone complain? He never wants to answer ANYTHING...]
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Why would one wish to smack another with a fish? Does this serve some purpose of which I'm unaware? I know there are quite a few things that I do not remember, or do not remember accurately [hence the reason I detest and refuse to respond to any and all questions regarding memory or circumstances in the distant past], but I feel that a ritual involving smacking someone with a fish would not be easily forgotten.
I could ask Carl, but he then might decide to hit me with a fish and I'd really rather he not.
However, considering the current question, I'm not sure who I would like to smack with a trout - large or small - as I'm still not certain to the exact purpose of such an act of random, but potentially humorous violence. Unless that is, of course, the point - humour. If that is, in fact, the case, I believe I might enjoy thwacking Cardinal Jinette with a fish. He is a thoroughly irritating man.
Muse: Gabriel Van Helsing
Fandom: Stephen Sommers' Van Helsing
Word Count: 171
[locked to those NOT members of the Knights of the Holy Order, but visible to Carl]
Why would one wish to smack another with a fish? Does this serve some purpose of which I'm unaware? I know there are quite a few things that I do not remember, or do not remember accurately [hence the reason I detest and refuse to respond to any and all questions regarding memory or circumstances in the distant past], but I feel that a ritual involving smacking someone with a fish would not be easily forgotten.
I could ask Carl, but he then might decide to hit me with a fish and I'd really rather he not.
However, considering the current question, I'm not sure who I would like to smack with a trout - large or small - as I'm still not certain to the exact purpose of such an act of random, but potentially humorous violence. Unless that is, of course, the point - humour. If that is, in fact, the case, I believe I might enjoy thwacking Cardinal Jinette with a fish. He is a thoroughly irritating man.
Muse: Gabriel Van Helsing
Fandom: Stephen Sommers' Van Helsing
Word Count: 171